HIGHpotheses
My most profound ideas, theories, and philosophical notions -- when I'm high, of course ;)
Monday, July 25, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
My Next Life
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
-George Carlin (the fucking man)
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Chipotle
I think that Chipotle is probably the only food on earth that I could eat every single day and not get sick of it. Yes, it's that damn good.
But why, why oh why do they not have drive-thrus? I mean, I'm willing to pay $7 for a Godlike burrito, but when I'm high as fuck and/or half-naked, I don't want to see people I know. All I want is a burrito the size of my head. Is that too much to ask?
Saturday, July 16, 2011
A Universe Unknown
What if humans didn't have eyes? Would the universe be beautiful but unnoticed; existent but unknown?
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